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12 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 12: omg did i forget to feed my tamagotchi this morning




me: ok. time to study.
me: the value of x + y - 23 (6x-9)=98+ 34 = what?
me: i did not learn this shit.
me: da fuq..
me: no. must stay focused, and study.
me: hmm. that wall looks pretty interesting.
me: im so cold.
me: i want food.
me: here kitty, kitty.
me: the skys pretty today.
me: landshark.
me: omg. im going to fail life..




The couple that fights the most

cameyflores:

The couple that fights the most is the one most in love. It shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring.

(via loveb-ites)





clush:

it sucks when you get a bit of a song stuck in your head but just like a riff not lyrics so you cant google it and you only know what band it is so you have to go through all of their songs listening for it except then you get distracted and forget the riff and spend the rest of your life in a pit of angst and frustration because you never found out what song it was

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